Bar Chime

He sits down and says to the bartender, one Bud Lite please.

Of course, the denizens of this establishment realize right away that this visitor was playing for a different team. So the bartender says, "alright...you can have yer drink....just have to let us know that nickname of your penis.

A guy in the bar chimes in, "yeah, like mine is called Nike, just do it."

Another patron goes, "Mine is Ford, have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him says, "Burger King, have it your way."

And this continues this way, until every guy in the bar has named their member. At this point, everyone is staring at our friend.

At first, the thirsty traveller is taken aback, but then he collects himself, clears his throat and says, "Mine is called Secret, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."